If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Safety.

Looks like I’ll be hurt a bit worse if I get into another accident with my next vehicle. I guess that’s a good incentive to not eat hamburgers in the car anymore.

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But anyway, I’m surprised how decently the truck held up in that test. It’s not gonna drive away, but the cabin is pretty much intact. I was worried it would crumble like a tin can, because if I’m honest, the general design of the Colorado looks very fragile. I’m not sure why, but it doesn’t look like a strong vehicle.

I don’t know what I’m getting at here, anyway. I’m just excited to have my own vehicle again, and I’m especially excited to have a pickup for once. I get lots of brand new furniture at work, and usually we just have to take it to the dump, but I’m allowed to keep some. I'll probably get a nice electronically reclining couch with a built-in cooler/minifridge and USB charging ports and stuff. We've already had a few dozen like that, but I had no way to take one home before.

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