If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Screw it, close enough. PARTY TIME!!!+Dank memes

Whooooooooooooo! Tomorrow after three and a half years of literally working for “the man,” the loss of approximately 20 IQ points, and thousands of power point slides on everything from sexual assault to carbon monoxide. I’ll be out of the Army!

So to celebrate here’s the song that was my squad’s jam in Afghanistan and the dankest of memes, as promised.

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Edit: Just to make you old timers happy :)

To be clear about the three and a half years part. I didn’t get kicked out, my contract was just for three and a half. I don’t know why.

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