If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Screw you, lady...

Overheard in the parking lot as one of her bratty offspring slammed the door of their gargan SUV into the vehicle parked next to them: “it’s only a Kia - it’s not like it would be $5,000 in damage” 😡😡😡

I like my 7 year old minivan and try to take care of it, but I’d hate for damage caused by carelessness to be written off as ‘it’s just an old van - who cares’. Well, I for one, care - that's who.

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Fuck you, lady, for your callous attitude and poor raising of you brood and fuck your bratty children for not respecting other people’s property.

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