This is another attempt. I think the banner shows how committed I am to facilitating interpersonal local camaraderie.

“Why?” Well, why not?

“When?” Hummmm....

“Where?” Wherreeee... beer is served!”

“What?” You heard me.

“Who?” I assume at least 3/4 of one other human.

“How?” Via automobile!

“No thanks.” Aw :(