I would love a 5/4 scale Miata, as in a rear-drive, relatively-low-power roadster with excellent handling. I would love one reliable enough to drive every day.

Here I am in an NC:

I was stuffed in there.

But roadsters aren’t built for guys who are 6'3" and 300 lbs.

... sigh...

Guess I’ll have to get a C5 or C6 convertible. And a fanny pak. And trade my New Balance shoes for white Reebok walkers.