Oh wonderful XT6 Disc golf player! You are the coolest dude or woman ever! Lifted suspension, 90's legacy wheels, XT goddamn 6! You've wedged your way into my heart.

Douchey Porsche owner on the other hand, at least gets points for driving the Boxster with the tent for a roof (in seattle mind you) and seatbelt straps for doorhandles. Weirdly enough there are 2 of these closeish to where i live. Last time i spotted this guy parked, i rubbernecked it as I drove by, only to encounter another one 2 blocks down at a 4-way stop. People love their seatbelt strap doorhandles i guess.