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Seen around Seattle: WTF middle of the woods edition

There's something deeply ironic about a "Move Over" sticker plastered on the windshield of car that looks like it was destroyed in a head on collision.

I don't know the story of this car, but it was about 6 or 7 miles down a one lane gravel road, all smashed up and with its plates removed.

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I really wanted to make a video of me jumping that thing with my RC car, but there wasn't quite enough random detritus around to make an impromptu jump that would've been big enough.

That's a Legacy GT if anyone was wondering.

Moving on, I spotted this beauty at Ikea. The dude walking away from it was exactly the guy you'd expect: Leather jacket, aviators, about sixty years old and with bright white hair. I saw him and i was like "That old dude could probably beat me up. Also, nice car!"

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