If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Seen outside the parking garage at work

Artificial patina ✔️

Drift stiches ✔️

Race buckets✔️

Too much camber✔️

Visible fire extinguisher ✔️

BBS knockoffs for extra street cred so people think you have a classier car than you do✔️

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Foggy headlight ✔️

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