I just got in a collision

some ol' lady

slappd her ass

she was stopped at a green light, the sun was in my eyes, i wasn't wearing my glasses, i saw she wasn't moved, scraped her right rear corner with my left front fender, and hopped a curb COPS style

hers'll buff out, i could fix it with a pressure washer.

me? i caved in part of my fender. i was lucky, but less so than her.

I'm fine.

she's fine.

Although she's a Jesus freak, and you know how old ass jesus freak right wingers get, and i was dressed like Hunter S. Thompson at the time. Left her info, got mine.


I hope nothing comes of this. It could have been way way worse.



Here, have a picture or something.