If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Shit-posters, assemble!

Critically in need of distraction and goofy shit, STAT. Having some really rough thoughts right now, the guys next to me are talking about suicide and hospice care, the music in this restaurant is all depressing for some reason, and I can’t leave until I finish this Pad Thai.

Help, plz 😞


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