A few years ago I registered for this auction company’s mailing list. At the time I was hoping to find a good deal on a retired municipal vehicle.

This came in the mail today. Who wants to go with me and buy a motherfuckin’ fire truck?

Also was looking at beater trucks because I’m tired of having stinky trash in Meepster.

I found this:


I mean if I could get it for a dollar that’d be awesome. But this is what sold me: