Let me begin this post by stating that I work at a Discount Tire in Arlington, TX. I haven't been there long, about a month, but I've already seen some shit. Here's a story from today.

On weekends we try to close at 6, but we won't turn away a customer who shows up RIGHT at 6 either. Well, today, a guy pulls up at about 6:20 expecting full service. Ok so he's a douche but he's still a paying customer. He wants new wheels on his base level, red chrome accented, un-modified mazda3. Fine, I guess. And then he pulls out the black and chrome wheels that once belonged to a mustang, including the center cap. Is this guy serious? Unfortunately, yes. It was horrendous. I've never heard so many guys rag on someone. But I got a good laugh out of it at the end of long day.

Given the date, I'd like to clarify that this is not a joke. I wish it were.

Enjoy the ass end of a Lotus.