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How To: Repair The Paint On Your Helmet That Some Dillweed Ran Over

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Step 1: Survey the damage and curse a lot.

-Say a something like, “motherfucker cunt bastard in that stupid fucking Mercedes needs to pay the goddamn fuck attention on where shit is.” All the while noting that this can be kinda fixed.

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Step 2: Fill in the scratches.

-Surprisingly scratch fix paint does a decent job.

Step 3: Wet-sand that motherfucker smooth with some 600 grit.

Step 4: Repeat steps 2 & 3 until all scratches are filled in and the paint is flattened.

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Step 5: Go back over where you sanded using 1000 grit ultra fine sand paper.

-Be sure to keep wet sanding and feather out the areas to better blend in the damage.

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Step 6: Polish the shit out of the helmet using your favorite polishing compound.

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-Keep going until you can see yourself in the reflection.

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Step 7:

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-Follow up with more cursing because it’s still not perfect because black is a tough motherfucker to get right.

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