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A conversation between my dad and our neighbor

Neighbor: I totaled our sienna yesterday

Dad: How?

Neighbor: Some lady in an accord came around the corner at like 40mph

Neighbor: I hadn’t seen her coming and we crashed head on.

Me, some guy who makes bad puns: Don’t you mean “you never sienna coming?”

Neighbor: We’ve had that car for 6 years.

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