So I’m putting gas in the M3 and a dude in an X5 rolls up and parks across two spots and half the walkway. I mutter “you’re making us look bad...”

Moments later, I’m on the highway in moderate traffic, and up comes an F80 M3, windshield sized decals, etc., whose driver feels compelled to show off his fart cans as he goes by, then proceeds to cut several cars off while flying through traffic (on the right, of course). I feel like I see this stuff all the time.

I’ve been driving BMWs for a long time (my first car was a 2002), and I’ve always liked them, but the image is getting to be too much....