The downside of living in North America, whilst not having any money (much less BMW money) for buying a car.

For the sake of information, this is a 2013 BMW 330d Touring with xDrive (specifically with the M Sport package). It makes more power than I would know what to do with, costs an arm, leg, kidney, and a first born, and isn't even available in Canada. There are probably better cars in my dreaming range, but god damn, I want one so bad.