Hello, I am here to tell you that this is a new crossover. Instead of highlighting the fact that it looks better than most other crossovers out there and that it’s an American version of a bestselling European crossover, I will in fact make vague jokes about how I’d rather not be here, and that I am disappointed that it is not a brown, 600hp, diesel, manual wagon, because that’s totally what sells in today’s market.

Here’s another picture, and another sly remark.

This one’s brown!