Finally got to say that to someone in real life, they happened to be female, and I didn't come across as a tool. Only way it could have been more like a movie was if I was driving this...

So what really happened was that my sister had this dinner thing with her colleagues and the idiot agreed and promised to pick them up afterwards. There were a few bucks in it for me, plus gas, and also, I was introduced as "Not the ride. The Wheelman. Don't talk to the Wheelman.". The next 5 minutes after that were composed of wide open throttle, Alice in Chains, giggling and yelling coming from the back seat. So, just like a movie,