I have discovered that evidently you can post something on a time-delay, in case that's a thing you needed to do. I have no idea what purpose that serves. On the relevant side, however, I can italicize and bold things much easier now. Granted, I didn't before because I was too lazy to figure it out, making this a #ProcrastinationSuccessStory. Also, you can make something that people can't reply to, whihc in my opinion completely defeats the purpose of posting something. Furthermore, there is not a spell-check, whihc for people who are not careful typers like myself is bad.
Overall, I'm slightly confused with this and why it was necessary. So for now I offer Gawker a congratulatory "Mreh?"