JD Powers UK 2018 vehicle dependability survey. Last place: BMW.

I mean, I know premium brands are going to do worse in this than regular ones, because there’s more toys to break and higher expectations from owners. But really? Worse than Landrover? Worse than FIAT? Mein herren, it’s time you got your shit together.

edit: In looking for an appropriate Polandball to respond to Maxyenko’s comment below, I fell down the internet rabbit hole and came up with Sorites’ Paradox, or the Paradox of the Heap, which is a name so appropriate it has to be shared. So I put it to you:

How many defects need to be fixed before a BMW stops being a heap?