He asks me if he can borrow the Camaro

“No sir. I gotta replace the head gaskets”

“Oh, uh, okay” he says. I ask why. “Because the Altima is running like crap and we gotta take it to the shop”

Fifteen minutes of work and one coil pack later, Altima is fine

Not like I was gonna let him borrow the Camaro anyway. He could barely get in it and, if he did, it’d be wrapped around a tree in minutes. Multiple bullets dodged