If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

So I’m out driving my car (pictured) less than fully responsibly, trying to wash off the boring from my mother’s CR-V purchase. In particular I’m enjoying all 349 horsepower and the sounds that come with all those ponies.

At a stoplight I notice one of Cobb County’s finest rolling up next to me, and I think “oh shit, did he see what I just did at the last light?” I often worry in particular because I have a really dark tint (applied by the dealer before I found the car).

I get cop side eye and... a big grinning thumbs up. Then he tore off and showed me all the HP that cop spec Taurus can muster.

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