Long story short, some friends and I got into a photoshop war. They were clearly outgunned. I'm not saying I'm a pro, they're just not very experienced.
So I put one friend's profile picture on a Cat's body. And then I thought, "well, this is creepy. I wonder if I can make it worse."
Turns out, I could.
EDIT- Nothing I do will make the Gif render from the oppo front page. Oh well.