So I missed my jury duty report date. They scheduled it at 8:45 AM Tuesday, a time when I'm 45 minutes into class...70 miles away. So there was no physical way I could report in any shape or form or even check on my postponement. I'll give them a call tomorrow.

But if they do put out a warrant on me, well, here's how I'll be getting away.

Bonus: What do you call a VW driver who's just lost in a pink slip race? Forfeit-nügen.