Me and a co-worker were sitting outside today, she looks at my car, looks at me, and then asks me a question that threw me so much, I genuinely had to stop and think:

“How come you never put the top down?”

Keep in mind, this girl has been in my Cadillac many times. Once I explained to her what exactly was going on with the top of my car, she looked at me like I told everything she’s ever known is a lie.