Dealer:“Oh, so you want a 300HP hot hatchback, huh...?”
Bro:“YES, GIB ME POWAHH”
Dealer:“How old are you kiddo?”
Bro:“I’m not a kiddo, I’M AN ADULT”
Dealer:“How old are you?”
Bro:“22, I can drink in the US, you know?”
Dealer:“I see. well, let me talk to my manager”
*Goes to manager’s office*
Dealer: “Yo, Luis, this pendejo just walked in and wants one of our CTRs”
Luis: “Dear lord, what car did he come in with?”
Dealer: “2010 Jetta, auto with a 2m scrape down the side”
Luis: “We have a social responsibility to keep this car away from this idiot”
Dealer: “Should we do the rate?”
Luis: “Yes, no idiot would buy this car at 12% rate when you can have a 1.5 turbo for 1.2%”
*Dealer walks out of office*
Dealer: “Fine, it’s all yours, the rate is 12%”
Bro: “HUH? HOW COME YOU DICKISH ASSHOLE, IMMA GET A FoRS WAIT NO, IMMA GET A USED GT500 AND REV WHENEVER I PASS NEAR YOUR DEALERSHIP”
Dealer: “We’re calling the cops”
BRO: “GO SUCK A DICK DIPSHITS!”