So all of the seniors are intentionally parking like asshats. In contribution to this, I got my Buick crossed up and slid sideways taking up five or so parking spots, while some dude in a Geo Metro did a burnout. It was glorious.
Pictures in 6 hours when I get back out of this hellhole for the last time.
Note: I did this in a mostly-empty row. I was in no danger of hitting anyone. Plz don't kil me :(