If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

So. Lazy.

I pulled into the parking lot of my daughter’s day care yesterday to find this car parked there. In in instant my mind went through the following thoughts:

  • Weird, car parked here overnight?
  • Wait, no, it’s been plowed underneath it.
  • What’s up with the passenger’s window?
  • Oh, holy shit this person DROVE here?



Notice, they are about 6' short of the curb that a normal human would pull up to in front of the car - I know it’s hard to see in this pic, but look at the next one down. I wonder why? OH, they could barely see. Right.

To be fair - no wait I don’t care about being fair here - but anyway I didn’t walk around to the other side. Maybe those windows were perfectly clear, and this person drove everywhere in full oppo to the left. It is a WRX after all.

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