This car used to have a perfect body, and I spent thousands getting it that way. But one day my water heater blew up and flooded the apartment below mine, forcing the neighbors to relocate. When they did they moved their non-running Mitsubishi Cordia that was my defense against dings on the left side of my car, and in came a string of annoying tenants who didn’t give a rat’s ass if their cars got damaged. And this is why we can’t have nice things...

And on a semi-related tangent, if I ever needed to change the color on a car it would either have to be painted Delfingrau (above) or Copper Red Mica (below):