Mythical Discovery (Mew), step 6 of 8....

I literally walked around ALL SUMMER last year to evolve a Magikarp into Gyarados. ALL SUMMER!!!

And, that was down by the lake, catching as many of the little floppy fucks as possible, which you’d THINK would be a lot, but it isn’t.

I guess I need to find a nest, or walk a lot more. Because right now I have 78 candies, and for those not in the know, it takes 400 to evolve a Magikarp. 400!!!

Now, do I evolve my shiny, or nah?