I walk in and say "What did I do wrong this time?"

He chuckles and says "Doesn't it bother you that every time we talk its because I have to reprimand you for something?"

To which I replied "No, we don't have very much in common, and I've never seen you compliment anyone for a job well done, so I just presume I have done something wrong on the off chance I do I have to talk to you."

He laughed, then I got in trouble.

Have an E-type.