“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”

Put something on the stove then fell asleep. Fucking idiot, so I had to go upstairs, deal with his dumb ass stuff, then wake him up since apparently the fire alarms weren’t loud enough to do that.

That being said, even when intoxicated on a Sunday night, I am still calm enough to just walk upstairs deal with this shit. Amazing what living with a bunch of clowns can do.

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