After a long, serious adult-ing conversation, my thoughts drifted elsewhere. “Man... I’m gonna need a nice family car!” My wife immediately, and uncharacteristically, interjected: “Something with four doors,” she said with zero humor. I gasped in horror.

I spent my entire childhood cramming into the back of my dad’s Audi 4000 coupe and Scout II, and I turned out okay.


Also, SHE already has the family-ish 5-door car, why must I suffer the same fate? I’ll reach back for the little bastard in MY car every time and never complain (in front of my wife).

Better have 4 doors? PSSSSHAW!!! What could be more family-oriented than these?!?

(Edited because I posted a 4 door GTI somehow)




I rest my case.