Why don’t we have rear cab, front bed, mid engined diesel sports mini trucks?!

Tail gate goes where the grill is.

Engine goes in the middle, hence the giant retro air intakes.

Hips of the truck house the doors and the truck seats 1 person in the center.

Most people don’t carry stuff in their trucks regularly anyway. Jus don’t fill the bed up all the way, and you’re golden!

Tell me why this is a bad idea!