Awesome: Five guys in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and says,
"It'sa illegal to puta five people in a Quattro."
"What are you talking about?" the driver asked.
"Quattro meansa four, and you are five-a people."
"Quattro is just the name of the car."
"Don'ta think you can fool me! Quattro meansa four and you are five-a people, you are breakinga the law."
"You idiot! Call your supervisor, I need to speak with someone with more intelligence!"
"He can'ta come."
"He'sa busy witha two guys in an Uno."