Now, really, I know that we will come back to Bush times, which I guess isn’t that bad, but...

I IMPLORE ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS AND VOTERS!!! WATCH HIM CLOSELY!!! MONITOR HIM AND HIS COURT!!! BE THE ONES WHO WILL KEEP HIM IN CHECK!!! YOU CALL HIM OUT WHEN HE GOES TOO FAR!!! AND YOU REPRIMAND HIM FOR ANY AND ALL WRONGDOING HE, HIS CONGRESS, AND HIS ALLIES WILL EVER DO, BIG AND SMALL.

Swear to us that you will do all that...

...and we will be more than glad to accept our new leader.

Assure me, on behalf of everyone else who didn’t vote for Trump, that he and his court will not go over lines, and you will do everything in your power to keep him from becoming an even worse monster.