I try not to get too political, because...well, I just don't know enough.

But Russia? Come on. Mr. Putin, you're fucking crazy. Not "hey look, my ex still loves me" crazy. You're "I'm going to bathe in the blood of my enemies and then drink it" crazy.

Does the world really need another war? Do we? Sure, it would make for some killer YouTube footage and amazing headlines, but come on. Enough of this dick measuring. Stop invading places. Be nice. Stop the madness.

Won't someone think of the children? I'm not even being ironic now. Do we really need to disturb shit for the future generations to clean up?