I’m too lazy to link it, but regulars on Oppo may remember I posted about a customer peeing all over the toilet and floor at work, and then leaving it. Now I believe those of you who have said your wives and girlfriends say ladies rooms are even worse.
She squats because there’s pee on the seat, but then she admits she pees on herself and I would gather on the seat and floor.
My own tag cracks me up. I kill me!