You see that grey blob in my mirror? It is supposed to be a Homo sapiens sapiens, but little thinking was actually going on in that mind of its.

Because the road I’m on is called Circuito Gandhi; It’s got a dual protected bike path, two sides walks of varying length and more importantly...

A fucking running path! What on this earth made you think running on the street without any light reflective jackets on the wrong side of the road was a good idea?

As my mom sometimes says

“Are you pretending to be stupid or actually stupid?”