Understandable. Just know there are a few prerequisites. First things first, the music. Delete all music from your phone/computer/mp3 player. Whatever you use to listen to music. Replace it with The Tragically Hip’s entire discography.
Second, clothing. You are required to wear flanel at all times, except formal events. For those, we wear mountie uniforms.
Third, spelling. If you do not spell colour as colour or centre as centre, you will be executed.
Fourth, the only flavours of chips you are allowed to eat from now on are Ketchup, Salt and Vinegar, and All Dressed.
If you fulfill all these requirements, then welcome to Canada.