The Blue Turd is gone. In it’s place I have this awesome 2002 4.6 V8 Eddie Bauer Edition Explorer. No transmission problems, the suspension is crazy tight, all the electrics work, not a bit of rust, brand new tires, and just had a new intake manifold and rear brake calipers/pads installed. I’ve never owned a car that has had leather, heated seats, and working AC. The thing was owned by one family since new and spent its life in a garage.

It needs a name. Suggestions? I’m thinking Truck Norris