I get it, fella. You’re important and you’re in a big hurry. You must be late for something. That must be why you tailgated me for two miles as I was in the right lane (still going faster than traffic in the left lane). But perhaps you should think about how your behavior contributed to BOTH ends of your truck being beat to hell and why you don’t have a rear window. I’m guessing that your airbags don’t work any more, but if they are still functional, you might want to tell your girlfriend (wife?) to get her feet off the dashboard. If her feet are there when you add to the collection of dents, she might get hurt.

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