EDIT: I’m thinking of making this a weekly thing. I’d do a different state each week.

Florida is quite made fun of. The punch line in many jokes. We all know the legend of Florida Man. But the truth is they do it to themselves. As proof here’s some ridiculous cars that that I found on FB market place in southern Florida.

First up this, unique 3rd gen Camaro.

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This car has a lot going on, the big front bumper, making the Camaro’s font over hang even longer, the Supra taillights, the big wing, and Foose Wheels, and I didn’t know a color could be phallicbut that weird pinkish tan sure seems penisy to me. Lol

And then there’s the interior. I will say tho, the work seems high quality. Some dropped a lot of man hours into this monstrosity.

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Continuing with the Camaro theme, there’s is discoball that is apparently so shiny that the dealership’s camera couldn’t handle it.

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Okay that’s enough Camaros. Let’s move on, here’s a Corvette. A lime green corvette with a body kit clearly trying to make it look like a Ferrari, some ugly wheels, I think these are actually stock wheels, that normally look great, but in lime green not so much. It also has lambo doors, oh and that wing too. This one is at least salvageable, paint the wheels gunmetal, lower it an inch or too, and lose the wing and I’d love it.

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I almost forgot the best, worst part of the Vette. Under that lime green exterior, is a bright red interior. The two by themselves aren’t rthat bad but together they form like Voltron and kick you in the eyeballs.

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Also found the obligatory “I wish I was a SWAT team” vehicle. Thi modifed F-450 will only cost you a quarter million. Used.

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Check out this great action shot of it doing some off reading.

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This one isn’t too bad, in fact I kinda like it the more I look at it, but it does kinda some up the attitude of Florida. Things are never too flashy. A bright yellow Bentley on Big was ryuims? Why not.

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The color matched insets on the wheels are pretty dope,

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And after viewing all of that, here’s something not at all horrible. Just a classy two tone Mercury.

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