...his earwax tastes like cookie dough, and that he is actually 1:18 scale. All we know is, I got a Stig!

Check out this pint-sized bastard posing next to a sweet, sweet Lamborghini Miura. Picked him up on eBay. Though he is not officially licensed, I think he looks better than the officially released ‘bendy’ version. Plus, like I said, he’s 1:18 scale.

There’s even the black version from the first two seasons of Top Gear available from the same seller. (No word on a 1/18th scale Jeremy Clarkson figure with ‘producer-punching action’ for sale anytime soon.)