First, some blue things.

Dear lord those are pretty colors. The Cruze had body-colored brake calipers, aftermarket exhaust, and a K&N cold air intake. It sounded really nice.

Some black things.

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My goodness how the Tahoe has changed

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And the Silverado

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And the Malibu!

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That weird half-topper is actually open to the cabin, and has a “floor” on it. You can still put stuff in the bed underneath it.

Chevy Impala “Midnight Edition” which just means it’s black, the badges are black, and it has godawful ugly wheels. Neato.

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Honestly Ford wins the small SUV crossover whatever segment (actually the Durango does but I haven’t photographed one). Chevy needs to refresh their shit ASAP, cuz it looks dated as hell. Then again the refreshed Explorer looks more dated than this generation so lolidunno.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s making me throw up in my mouth!

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Oh god, this is worse. Honestly I like the looks of these, especially the SS with the “wait no that’s not a GT-R” tail lights, but they’re such shitpiles mechanically and the interiors disintegrate if you look at them wrong.

And to finish it off, a stormtrooper.

I really need to get better at exterior shots. I’m stuck with a room with two fixed position flash units with umbrella diffusers. Life is hard yo.