Instructor: “Now let’s talk about RAID storage! Tell me, who - in this class - has a RAID 0 set up on their machines?”

Me: -Looks around, sees no one raising their hands... I’m the only one who raised hand... Hesitantly -

Instructor: “Ah! Good kid! Kind of gutsy for you to run on an unpredictable setup, but you probably wanted performance. What do you have it set up on?

Me: “... M-My laptop? Running three 128GB SSDs?”

Instructor: “... hwat”

He soon gave me the look that said “What on God’s Green Earth are you doing?”