Somehow, some way, Volkswagen is obsessed with me personally

My last name is Atlas. It has been since long before VW introduced the Atlas 3-row crossover. But now VW has gone and featured my hometown and current place of residence, Rockville, MD, in a commercial for the Atlas. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY, VW! I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND! STOP BOTHERING ME!


P.S. Those aren’t even the right colors for Rockville High School. They belong to a certain DC-area sports franchise that shall not be named.

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