What I do in my own time is none of their concern. Anywho:

“You suck, you chicken fucker!”

I was too busy asking myself if it was real life to bother shouting anything back. And I can honestly say, this time, that I didn’t do anything. They were just an impatient asshole couple.

Look for my car to be on youtube or something because they were recording their tailgating as we were in a sectioned off lane of traffic where my cruising in 2nd had me range in distance from the car ahead of me before a merge. They literally had nowhere to go but the someone else’s rear fender.