If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Someone give me 70 grand, please

I live in Fairfield County, CT, and the GLA has become the chariot of soccer moms and trophy wives here. They’re everywhere. They’re a plague. All painted in shiny primer, all doing a perpetual Starbucks run. Because of this, I am overcome with the desire to own a Kryptonite Green GLA45AMG, with the stupid yet awesome aero package and all the performance goodies, hooning around like a crossover Mr. Hyde.

It’s a stupid car that costs way too much money and I love it and I want it bad someone buy me one please thank you.

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