He was sitting in the right lane doing under the speed limit, so I gave him a dose of my brights. I shouldn’t have done it. It’s an epidemic on this road and my patience has run out.

I ended up passing him on the left, and at the next roundabout while I was stopped, he rammed his Pathfinder into my MR2. I was shocked, all I could do was stare at him while he and his fat wife yelled at me with the windows up.

There’s damage. It’s not too bad. It probably won’t get fixed. I went to the police, they didn’t really care. I could get insurance involved, it probably isn’t worth it.

Merry Christmas ya’ll